N is for Norwegian Trolls

A long and narrow country lies far to the north, where the winter storms from the arctic ocean and lashes against the unsheltered coasts. The country is covered with snow and ice during the winter,…

M is for (not) Making Friends

We all know that I have a face like a slapped ass. And we all know that I can't stand people. The thought of having to make conversation with someone new fills me with dread.…

L is for Love (cue puke)

I don’t have a lot to say on the subject. In fact, what I am going to do is leave you in the more than capable hands of the man himself, Nicolas Cage. Or should…

K is for Keyser Soze

**Spoiler Alert for The Usual Suspects** While Benicio Del Toro decided that he was playing a "Black Chinese Puerto Rican Jew", Kevin Spacey managed to trick the whole audience into thinking he was a crippled…

J is for Jiminy Cricket

“A conscience is that still small voice that people won't listen to. That's just the trouble with the world today...” said a wise little cricket. A conscience, as in the ability to feel guilt? Or…

I is for Investigative Journalism

They were loud, chaotic and probably all smoked. They were often politically incorrect and cocky, but by jove, were they full of journalistic passion. But newsrooms aren't like they used to be in the movies.…

H is for Hibernate

I've never thought it weird that I only get 4-5 hours sleep a night. I thrive on less sleep, and Ilive on coffee. That's the way it's always been. At least since Uni, when I…

G is for the Great South Run

In 2011 I ran the Great South Run. To say I did it for fun would not only be funny but would also be semi true. I've always wanted to run a marathon, but in…