Knick Knack Paddy Whack

#BEDN6 I have a friend called Jenny. She's pretty shy, quiet, a little hairy and she likes to eat grass. Ok ok, she's a goat. But she's still my friend. She also likes to eat…

It’s all Greek to me…

#BEDN5 In less than two weeks I'll be jetting off to Cyprus to eat, sleep, eat, be merry and eat. And of course, see my family. Did I mention that I'll be eating? A. Lot.…

The perks of ferret sitting

#BEDN2 Housesitting for my sister means a weekend full of Meeting The Russians and Made in Chelsea on catchup. I'd be pretty sarcastic about this if it didn't fill me with such joy and lack…

The Shining by Stephen King

“Are you sure self-pity is a luxury you can afford, Jack?” “He would write it for the reason he felt that all great literature, fiction and nonfiction, was written: truth comes out, in the end…

Dear Stephen King

Your books have sold more than 350 million copies and have been adapted into a number of feature films, television movies and even comic books. Yet it's not your impressive stats that make me a…

Heads up Starbucks – my name is Annie

It's no secret that I love coffee. Black. White. Decaf. Double decaf. Skinny. Tall. Grande. Extra hot. Extra shot. Mocha. Cappuccino. And with sprinkles. I like coffee. I'm sad to say that I've not always had…

Bit of an update Dad

Dad, I had a job interview last week. You would’ve loved hearing about it, like all the other stories I tell you when something funny’s happened to me. You of all people appreciate them, only…

The Old Man

Dad, following on from what Anthony said...you snored like a beast, you laughed at your own jokes, you watered the garden wearing nothing but your underwear, and when you helped Katey dye her hair for…